Dinosty

06 Mar 2009

Dinosty’s 3-Point Shot

It’s Friday, and I know you ain’t got no job, you ain’t got sh*t to do, so:
1) Of the final 20 games on the schedule, which one (if any) are you most looking forward to watching?
2) Which former Raptor currently on a playoff team do you think will make the most impact come the postseason?
3) [...]

23 Feb 2009

Bargnani’s Little Big Planet

When he’s not not shaving or eating a spicy meatball, Andrea Bargnani likes to play games that he can actually win once in a while.

Anyone play this game? Thoughts?

18 Feb 2009

At Long Last…

The reinforcements have arrived! Wake up, Raptors fans, Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks have come from the Sunshine State to revitalize the franchise and help us on our playoff push! Thank you, Commander Colangelo! Our divine march into March begins tonight against the Cavs.
Unfortunately, you won’t be able to see it (unless you have Bell, [...]

08 Feb 2009

Time to shut ‘er down

I hate mayo. That’s my  big food phobia. It’s no secret, everyone who knows me knows I’m irrationally disgusted/fearful of the goopy, congealed, smelly grossness. The thought of it makes me cringe. It’s to the point where I won’t take the jar out of the fridge – that’s if I allowed it in my refrigerator. 
I’d wager [...]

03 Feb 2009

Let’s get ready to crummmbbbblllllllllee!

It goes without saying we match up horribly against this team. Truly, they drink our milkshake.  
Our defense can’t handle their star, their post players, or their shooters. Our offense can’t handle their team defense. Our fragile psyche can’t handle their stoic discipline. But it IS always fun watching Lebron the Incredible and his merry men dismantle [...]

19 Jan 2009

What do the Raptors and Denny’s have in common?

Neither close. Ever.
I was at work so I missed the game, but when someone came by my desk to tell me we were down by a point in the final minute, I already knew it. I didn’t need to watch or turn on the radio to know that Kapono was going to swing the [...]

11 Jan 2009

Penetration Leads To The Money Shot

Celtics 94, Raptors 88
Next time I hit up Dave and Buster’s, I’m bringing Ray Allen with me. He might as well have been playing Pop-A-Shot in the first quarter the way he was dropping those daggers. Money.  Of course, when you’re that good and you have Kapono trailing behind you like an eager little brother [...]

10 Dec 2008

Maceo and Rasho and TJ, oh my!

Check out today’s Opening Tip for tips on dating Stephen Graham. There’s also a new poll about tonight’s game.
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We’ve all been looking forward to this one.
It started so well, two players working in symbiotic harmony. Touted as the best 1-2 punch in the game at their position, it looked to be the beginning of [...]