Adams – get a sleeve for the other arm.
Bargnani – start shooting left handed.
Bosh – get the hell out.
Calderon – pass out Red Bull’s at half-time.
Colangelo – hire Messina.
Gheradini – get monogrammed cuff-links.
Graham – tie my shoelaces with a double knot.
Humphries – tea bag Voshkul.
Jawai – start going to Lucy’s for breakfast.
Kapono – swap wives with Jaric for a week.
Moon – veneers.
O’Neal – keep my hands to myself.
Parker – remain strong and invest in a pair of tweezers.
Solomon – start swallowing.
Triano – come back as an assistant for the ‘09-’10 season.
Ukic – wear my sideburns like Jose.
Voshkul – continue swallowing.
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hahahahahhaha, that was quality raps fan, good stuff.
nailed adams.
jawai’s lacked…heart.
Is your New Year’s Resolution to become more and more juvenile with each post?
If so, your first one of 2009 was a complete success.
what the fuck was that post – this site has been brutal the last few days. The majority of basketball fans in this city are fucking clueless.
Ha! I needed that. A steady dose of humour is required to follow this depressing team.
Dick Richardsen – lighten up?
lol that was great. nice one raps fan.
some people #3 & #4, need to get a sense of humour.
if you can’t laugh about the mess that is the raptors, then keep crying.
“Humphries – tea bag Voshkul.” – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! That was brilliant.
Dick,
We’re allowed a bit of a vacation too, aren’t we?
Also, your name’s Dick. Sorry ’bout that.
zoinks!