22 Oct 2008

The bookmark to end all bookmarks

Congratulations, you savvy navigator of the world wide web. You’ve found us!

Welcome to Raptors Republic, the newest Raptor fan site. Also, the most comprehensive, most dedicated, and best smelling.

If you believe one thing I say (and anyone who’s read my posts probably doesn’t) it’s this: Raptors Republic is going to rock, and that’s because the new blogger braintrust of AltRaps, Arsenalist, Dinosty, and RaptorsTalk have to joined forces to offer EVERYTHING you could ever want as a Raptors fan…other than a first round victory. We’re working on that one, but we need your help Andrea!

Our goal at RR is to become the epicenter for Raptor-based dialogue. How to do that? Simply put, we’re going to have more original content than any Raptors site out there (including the official .com) We’ve got everything you’d expect from an A-grade NBA blog – thoughtful articles, pre/post game analysis, daily links, goofy asides, and video/picture posts. But if Raptors Republic was a meal, that would just be the delicious appetizer. So you better be hungry.

What else can you do here? Well, let’s say you were arguing with a friend about how many points – I dunno, let’s say Dell Curry – scored as a Raptor. All you’d need to do is visit our History Page, where we have compiled the statistics for every player to don the uni, from the days of pinstripe purple to the current black and red. Or maybe you’re one of those obscure stat-o-holics (get help) who needs to know how the 2002 Raptors fared on Monday while on the road when Joey Crawford was officiating. You can find the answer to that and any other Raptor stat question by playing with the Stat-O-Meter 3000, a tool exclusive to Raptors Republic and the most expensive Raptor stat technology on the market. Check it out but prepare to have your mind blown (and nothing else, perverts).

If you’re tired of watching Raptors games in the isolated musty confines of your parent’s basement, join us for Raptor Fan Fridays at Filthy McNastys (details on our events page) where you can come eat, cheer, and enjoy a pint with fellow Raptor faithfuls, and maybe go home with tickets to the next game.  You can also decorate your desktop using our ever-growing wallpaper page, participate in RR liveblogs, watch video highlights, chime in on our weekly polls, even receive marital advice. We’re aiming BIG, folks. We want to bring all you fans together in one space to enrich your Raptor fan experience. Why? Because you’re worth it.  Even YOU.

So we’re hoping you’ll join the Republic with us – be the first generation of participants and help us grow this joint (or just window shop to start, your call).

And for those who aren’t sold yet and are wondering: Other than great knowledge and info, what’s in it for me? Well, here’s a quick list of what you can expect from Raptors Republic:

It will…provide the most comprehensive, up to date, hilarious, tragic, delicious Raptors content on the web.

It won’t…improve your sex life. (But it should do good things for ours.)

It will…be tops on your RSS feeds. Oh it will.

It won’t…stop Mommy and Daddy from fighting, unless they’re arguing about whether the ’97-’98 Raps had a winning record with when outrebounded by 6-10 (they did not).

It will…make any university class beginning with “Intro to…” 75% more interesting.

It won’t…give you fashion or grooming advice. You’re on your own here, unibrow.

It will…occasionally team up with other kick-ass NBA related blogsites to do some next-level stuff.

It won’t…teach you to put the toilet seat down.  Your girlfriend/mother/woman-of-the-night’s midnight scream should do the trick.

It will…settle all Raptors-related bar bets. And thus make you look way smarter than you actually are.

Sold? Great! We look forward to having you here. We’re now “official” and “live” and all that, so check back daily (or more!) for your Raptors fix.

There’s a lot of hope out there for the 2008-2009 season. Loud, proud, and all together now: LETS GO RAPTORS!

40 Raps

  1. khandor says:

    Brothers in Arms,

    It’s simply terrific!

    Kudos to one and all. :-)

  2. Endo says:

    Nicely done. Khandor, now if we could only convince Flux to not jump off the ledge we’d all be happy.

  3. DanH says:

    Looks good boys!

    Very exciting! (Almost more so than the upcoming season, judging by preseason…)

  4. Doc says:

    Congrats on the new venture fellas and best of luck. Many of our members at RaptorsForum have been a fan of everyone’s work here over the years, so its a fantastic idea to merge everyone’s talents into one. :)

    Anyhow, to help spread the word and news I’ve notified our members at RaptorsForum about the site as well added it to our sports ticker to make our members and our lurkers aware of “Raptors Republic”.

    Link: http://raptorsforum.com/f/showthread.php?t=3695

    Cheers fellas and keep up the good work.

    Doc

  5. RapsFan says:

    i agree dan, definitely the best addition to the raptors for this season.

  6. AltRaps says:

    I don’t know. That Jawai kid has a lot of heart.

  7. Dinosty says:

    Ba-dum-bum ching!

  8. Shrugz says:

    pretty cool site works for me

  9. Dinosty says:

    Ah! Shrugz my old friend! How I missed the sound I made up in my head of your voice…

    Hope you had a good summer buddy and you’re geared up for this season…

  10. Shrugz says:

    oh yea I bought the black jersey LOL (not the authentic gawd that’s expensive)
    planning to watch the suns infact I already bought tickets LOL

  11. Shrugz says:

    oh and I hope the voice isn’t some high pitched whiny girly voice

  12. Dinosty says:

    Nope, it was a cross between Ving Rhames and 50 Cent.

  13. Darien says:

    Oho nice site you have here. I’ve been hanging out at Raptorstalk and Arsenalist, so with the convergence of minds here, will those sites decline and eventually fade into obscurity as this one grows?

  14. Johnn19 says:

    Nice looking site, looks like heaven for stat freaks. Looking foreward to the game analysis articles.

  15. eastcoast says:

    Great site guys.

  16. RapsFan says:

    Darien, RaptorsTalk will still go for now. Gotta keep you running around the web ;) lol

  17. DanH says:

    Hey guys – about your stat machine.

    When it punches out a bunch of Raps/Opp stats in the grey box, and you have a player “impact” selected, the number for the Raps being shown is just the number that “impact player” got, not the entire team. Just thought I’d mention it.

  18. Pretty impressive stuff, guys. Too bad you’re probably going to put me out of business. :(

  19. Arsenalist says:

    DanH – if you select an impact player, it ignores all the other stats. It’s too much for the system to handle.

    Scott – Doubt it. Very different agenda here.

  20. Shrugz says:

    LOL 50 cent? don’t remember what Ving Rhames sounds like
    that’s cool
    keep the fantasy alive!!

  21. FAQ says:

    SF Gerald Wallace ???!!!!

  22. Arsenalist says:

    Hi FAQ, glad you found your way over.

    Wallace’s big contract ends in 2012/13. There is no way BC makes that trade and ties up money for so long, especially after JO. Wallace was actually offered for TJ Ford straight-up but we declined.

  23. Rob Mahoney says:

    Lookin’ suave, RR.

  24. Sam says:

    I for one welcome our new raptorsrepublic overlords.

  25. RapsFan says:

    wallace would have been nice, but he’s another injury prone player.

  26. FAQ says:

    Arsenalist: So now the Raptors will have to run with dubious SFs until when … the next draft lottery? How about Joey and Kapono for Wallace, and that would relieve Charlotte of his long term contract? When and where are the Raptors gonna find a decent SF .. bring back Vince maybe???

    RapsFan: Good SFs are kamikaze players and are prone to injury slashing to the basket. That’s an occupational hazard playing SF. Would you rather have Joey saving himself for his old age?

    Will Raptor fans tolerate an inadequate team like Leaf fans do … because what ar the prospects of this roster going into the future?

  27. Dave says:

    The new site looks great! Good stuff.

  28. memoIhad says:

    Looking niiiice guys. I actually love the statometer, definitely capable of wasting hours of my day

  29. RapsFan says:

    FAQ = Preacher

    Raps Fan = Choir

    i love wallace, and probably would have traded ford straight up for the guy, drafted hibbert with the first rounder, and probably been in the same position as this current team without the massive payroll and more flexibility…totally getting ahead of myself, this is Dinosty’s intro post, lol.

  30. Dinosty says:

    Joey and Kapono for Wallace? What’s in it for Charlotte?

  31. RapsFan says:

    who cares, mj sucks as an exec, he might take joey, nathan, solomon and adams with a 1st rounder.

  32. Yoshi says:

    This is great!

  33. FAQ says:

    Dinosty – Oct 23, 2008 8:37 pm

    Joey and Kapono for Wallace? What’s in it for Charlotte?

    Reduced long term payroll maybe? Okay, it was only a suggestion … but surely you must agree that the Raptors must be desperate for a decent SF and would be happy to lock in somebody like Wallace for the long term.

    Apparently BC passed up on TJ for Wallace, preferring to get JO, but why?

    My speculation is that Bosh told BC if the Raptors did not bring in a legitimate starting and rebounding PF/C, he would not be able to continue accommodating the team as he has in the past.

    Enough is enough … bring in a body or else he, Bosh, will start doing a ‘vince’ to save his body/career by only taking safe jump shots and nominal rebounding. Bosh must look forward to extending his career beyond 2010, when he can command a really big, long term contract from somebody, and he is not going to sacrifice that by destroying himself for the abject Raptors .. after all it is a business too.

  34. Dinosty says:

    I don’t think Bosh and Vince share a single, follicle-thin strand of DNA. Appreciate your speculation though, but in my opinion, you can’t compare apples to overripe, sour, rotting tangerines.

  35. FLUXLAND says:

    Point is, and I agree with this, CB4 (like any other NBA player) is not worried about the Toronto Raptors. He is worried about himself and Mr. Harrington. In that sense him and “play snitcher” are very much alike. So, it’s very much apples to apples. Granny Smith to Gravenstein, maybe, but still apples.

  36. Dinosty says:

    I just don’t think he’s the type to ever “pull a Vince”. There’s no denying that he has no more allegiance to his employer than any of us necessarily have to ours, but he doesn’t strike me as a classless whiner. I guess if we tank this season, we’ll get evidence one way or the other soon enough.

  37. Wow, I’m excited. This looks fantastic, and I’m already seeing an all-star roster of commenters up in here.

  38. GermanRaptor says:

    Awesome dudes, awesome!

    I just bookmarked it and will visit everyday!!

    Best regards from the other side of the pond.

  39. Reerigedrep says:

    ?????? ????-????? 2008 ???? ?? 200 ??. ???? ????????. ??????!!!
    +7 960 200 9209

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